Naughty, naughty Ted.

4 11 2008

Yes bitches. I have been a very naughty, naughty little mouse last night!

Farid is quite a catch.

Last night I went out for a drink and ventured into lots of gossips in the Tinseltown. Well to sum things up, all I can say is:

  1. Never trust the people next to you. If they talk about other people to your face, what makes you think they won’t do the same about you, to other people? Use your brain, girl.
  2. Don’t mind splurging some cash to get what you want. Unless you have a natural born clit, that should be fine. If not, then you may want to work a bit harder to get men on their knees. Sorry, kau tak ada puki sekeping.
  3. Diet, means; eat less and exercise more.
  4. Your life does not revolve around anak ikan.  It shouldn’t be anything personal. It should only be based on SEX.
  5. By 35, please take good care of your skin complexion so that you won’t scare those anak ikans away (walaupun sah sah dalam gelap).
  6. It doesn’t matter whether you are a homo, hetero, lesbian or a bisexual. Asalkan ko tak ganggu aku, then I’m fine. My sexuality does not represent my job. I am good with what I do.

*sigh.

Ted Baker

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4 responses

4 11 2008
conan_skywalker

mcm seswatu je kaki tuh. larikk..

4 11 2008
Riz

Fuyo trase ke bang haritu chek ckp “so x kaco anak ikan kt skolah?” isk2

4 11 2008
thegossiplounge

Riz – Iskkk takde kena-mengena lah. Hehe. I tak kisah dikacau.

4 11 2008
areps

saper yg hormon skrg????

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